{"id":858,"date":"2017-09-06T15:28:51","date_gmt":"2017-09-06T15:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=858"},"modified":"2017-09-07T13:37:30","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T13:37:30","slug":"mackarel-makrel-haibun-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=858","title":{"rendered":"Mackerel \/ Makrel – haibun play"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

Mackerel<\/strong><\/p>\n

(sniffs in)
\n\u00bbWow! Somebody had fish yesterday, eh?\u00ab
\n\u00bbYeah, smoked mackerel. Yummy\u00ab
\n\u00bbSure smells like mackerel. Stinks, in fact. What about opening a window or two?\u00ab
\n\u00bbNope, cannot do that until Friday\u00ab
\n\u00bbAnd why?\u00ab (acts like an imaginary posh actor doing a posh play \u2013 then in a normal voice:) \u00bbhe asked not expecting a logic answer\u00ab
\n\u00bbIts soul has to remain here for 3 days before it\u2019s ready to move on\u00ab
\n\u00bbWhere do you GET that nonsense from?\u00ab
\n\u00bbIt\u2019s in the Tibetan Book of Pirates\u2019 Handbook\u00ab
\n\u00bbHaven\u2019t heard of that …\u00ab
\n\u00bbAnd in one of the Egyptian Books of the Dead\u00ab<\/p>\n

it just waited for another cloud rain<\/p>\n

\u00bbSee, it has to KNOW it is dead, become aware, you know, and its ancestors and spirit guides have to have enough time to gather and show the poor thing the way to the light\u00ab
\n\u00bb\u2026 and you have to read aloud from whatever book of the dead you can get your hands on?\u00ab
\n\u00bbYup\u00ab<\/p>\n

look at the bright side:
\nour rain
\nis just water<\/p>\n

\u00bbMh, I see. And what if I tell you that it was dead long before you bought it? It was probably killed out in the West Sea or in the Eastern one?\u00ab
\n\u00bbOh yea?\u00ab
\n\u00bbYea\u00ab
\n\u00bbThat surely changes things. You open the door and I\u2019ll open the windows\u00ab
\n\u00bbGood decision\u00ab
\n(Hectic activity, both go to the landing outside the front door and breathe in with enthusiasm)
\n\u00bbJust one thing, though\u00ab
\n\u00bbWhat?\u00ab
\n\u00bbIs it the same with pickled herrings?\u00ab<\/p>\n

corrosive as ever
\nrain rounds a stone
\nwith time
\nwith
\nt
\ni
\nm
\ne<\/p>\n

:<\/p>\n

Makrel<\/strong><\/p>\n

(sniffer)
\n\u00bbWauv! Der er vist nogen, der fik fisk i g\u00e5r, hva\u2019?\u00ab
\n\u00bbJep, r\u00f8get makrel. L\u00e6kkert!\u00ab
\n\u00bbJa, det lugter sandelig af makrel. Stinker, faktisk. Hvad med at \u00e5bne et vindue eller to?\u00ab
\n\u00bbNiks, ikke f\u00f8r Fredag\u00ab
\n\u00bbOg hvorfor s\u00e5 det (spiller som en imagin\u00e6r snobbet skuespiller i et snobbet skuespil \u2013 s\u00e5 i normalt toneleje:) sp\u00f8\u2019r han uden at forvente et logisk svar\u00ab
\n\u00bbDens sj\u00e6l skal blive her i 3 dage, f\u00f8r den er klart til at g\u00e5 hinsides\u00ab
\n\u00bbHvor F\u00c5R du dog det nonsens fra?\u00ab
\n\u00bbDet\u2019 fra den Tibetanske Piratens h\u00e5ndbog\u00ab
\n\u00bbDen har jeg ikk\u2019 h\u00f8rt om \u2026\u00ab
\n\u00bbOg det st\u00e5r osse i \u00e9n af de \u00e6gyptiske d\u00f8deb\u00f8ger\u00ab<\/p>\n

den ventede bare p\u00e5 en anden sky regnen<\/p>\n

\u00bbSer du, den m\u00e5 VIDE, at den er d\u00f8d, blive klar over det, du v\u00e9d, og dens forf\u00e6dre og \u00e5ndelige vejleder m\u00e5 have tid til at samles og vise staklen vejen til lyset\u00ab
\n\u00bb\u2026 og du skal l\u00e6se h\u00f8jt fra hvilken som helst d\u00f8debog, du kan f\u00e5 fat i?\u00ab
\n\u00bbNemlig\u00ab<\/p>\n

se p\u00e5 den lyse side af det:
\nvores regn
\ner kun vand<\/p>\n

\u00bbMh, jeg fort\u00e5r. Og hvad hvis jeg fort\u00e6ller dig, at den formodentlig d\u00f8de et sted p\u00e5 Vesterhavet eller i \u00d8sters\u00f8en?\u00ab
\n\u00bbJa?\u00ab
\n\u00bbNemlig\u00ab
\n\u00bbDet forandrer sandelig sagen. Du \u00e5bner d\u00f8ren, s\u00e5 ta\u2019r jeg vinduerne\u00ab
\n\u00bbGod beslutning\u00ab
\n(Hektisk aktivitet, begge g\u00e5r ud p\u00e5 afsatsen foran hovedd\u00f8ren og \u00e5nder entusiastisk ind)
\n\u00bbBare lige \u00e9n ting\u00ab
\n\u00bbHvilken?\u00ab
\n\u00bbG\u00e6lder det ogs\u00e5 for spegesild?\u00ab<\/p>\n

korroderende som altid
\nregn runder en sten
\nmed tiden
\nmed
\nt
\ni
\nd
\ne
\nn<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mackerel (sniffs in) \u00bbWow! Somebody had fish yesterday, eh?\u00ab \u00bbYeah, smoked mackerel. Yummy\u00ab \u00bbSure smells like mackerel. Stinks, in fact. What about opening a window or two?\u00ab \u00bbNope, cannot do that until Friday\u00ab \u00bbAnd why?\u00ab (acts like an imaginary posh actor doing a posh play \u2013 then in a normal voice:) \u00bbhe asked not expecting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,59],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun","category-haibun-play","tag-haibun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=858"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":860,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858\/revisions\/860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}