{"id":772,"date":"2017-08-06T15:59:30","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T15:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=772"},"modified":"2017-08-06T16:00:27","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T16:00:27","slug":"list-liste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=772","title":{"rendered":"List \/ Liste"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, Geneva, Liberation Serif,serif; color: black; padding: 100px 50px 150px 50px;\"><strong>List<br \/>\n<\/strong>z1B:<br \/>\nlearn a language and begin to cry<\/p>\n<p>plur.:<br \/>\nlearn another language and cry some more but differently<\/p>\n<p>moth pag.:<br \/>\nput a flag in your belly-button and declare yourself as The Moon<\/p>\n<p>ind. et al:<br \/>\nyou decide to start a diary once you\u2019ve establish what\u2019s up and what\u2019s down on a ball<\/p>\n<p>Mooday:<br \/>\nyou want a wall to bounce the right and left side of the ball against<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter\u2019s Hair:<br \/>\nyou use the wall for sex and the following tenderness is a box of wasps<\/p>\n<p>Star N:<br \/>\nsome peas are just peas<\/p>\n<p>uncl. ext.:<br \/>\nBig Brother first sprouted in a dog named Frederick. After that you never trusted dogs or BB\u2019s again<\/p>\n<p>poll.45:<br \/>\nrain and boredom might be interconnected, you say to your feet and a sleeping fly (do flies sleep? examine)<\/p>\n<p>invld. blv. (w\/o dogs):<br \/>\nborn<\/p>\n<p>flp. bkk.:<br \/>\nyour diary is written by and unkown other. You have no idea of what you were doing and when, but somebody has! (counter spell: move shoelaces from the right shoes to the left and vice-versa)<\/p>\n<p>stir top:<br \/>\nthunder pixelates actors and politicians alike. E.g. no essential difference. Cities behave the same way. No difference between humans and their cities?<\/p>\n<p>Sup. plus Ag.:<br \/>\na boulevard without tree \u2013 is it a boule or a vard? (counter reality)<\/p>\n<p>hnd. dext.:<br \/>\nOs Pontem for well-read blood plates and daymares (1:10)<\/p>\n<p>strr. ext. 455:<br \/>\nlearn a third language and drown<\/p>\n<p>brv. ut.:<br \/>\na shivering in the reeds where there are no reed<\/p>\n<p>Mhz non eq.:<br \/>\nyour ego falls out of your head and you throw it away with the cat litter (if you have a cat; if not it\u2019s good fish fodder)<\/p>\n<p>:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Liste<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>z1B:<br \/>\nl\u00e6r et sprog og begynd at gr\u00e6de<\/p>\n<p>plur.:<br \/>\nl\u00e6r et andet sprog og gr\u00e6d lidt mere men anderledes<\/p>\n<p>ntsvmr pag.:<br \/>\ns\u00e6t et flag i din navle og erkl\u00e6r dig selv som M\u00e5nen<\/p>\n<p>ind. et al:<br \/>\ndu beslutter at begynde at f\u00f8re dagbog, n\u00e5r f\u00f8rst du har f\u00e5et styr p\u00e5 hvad der op og ned p\u00e5 en bold<\/p>\n<p>Muhdag:<br \/>\ndu \u00f8nsker en v\u00e6k til at kaste den h\u00f8jre og den venstre side af bolden mod<\/p>\n<p>St. Peters H\u00e5r:<br \/>\ndu bruger v\u00e6ggen til sex og den efterf\u00f8lgende \u00f8mhed er en \u00e6ske med hvepse<\/p>\n<p>Stjerne N:<br \/>\nnogle \u00e6rter er blot \u00e6rter<\/p>\n<p>uklr. ext.:<br \/>\nBig Brother slog f\u00f8rst r\u00f8dder i en hund ved navn Frederik. Derefter kunne du ikke l\u00e6ngere stole p\u00e5 hunde eller BB\u2019er<\/p>\n<p>poll.45:<br \/>\nregn og kedsomhed kunne vise sig at v\u00e6re forbundne, siger du til dine f\u00f8dder og en sovende flue (sover fluer? unders\u00f8g)<\/p>\n<p>invld. blv. (u\/hunde):<br \/>\nf\u00f8dt<\/p>\n<p>flp. bg.:<br \/>\ndin dagbog skrives af en ukendt anden. Du aner ikke, hvad du har gjort eller hvorn\u00e5r, men nogen har! (modbesv\u00e6rgelse: flyt sn\u00f8reb\u00e5nd fra h\u00f8jresko til venstresko og omvendt)<\/p>\n<p>ryst top:<br \/>\ntordenvejr pixelerer skuespillere og politikere p\u00e5 samme m\u00e5de. D.v.s. ingen essentiel forskel. Byer opf\u00f8rer sig p\u00e5 samme m\u00e5de. Ingen forskel p\u00e5 mennesker og deres byer?<\/p>\n<p>Sip. plus. Ag.:<br \/>\nen boulevard uden tr\u00e6er \u2013 er det en boule eller en vard? (mod-virkelighed)<\/p>\n<p>hnd. dext.:<br \/>\nOs Pontem for velbel\u00e6ste blodplader og dagmareridt (1:10)<\/p>\n<p>strr. ext. 455:<br \/>\nl\u00e6r et tredje sprog og drukn<\/p>\n<p>brv. ut.:<br \/>\nen rysten i sivene hvor der ingen siv er<\/p>\n<p>Mhz non eq.:<br \/>\ndit ego falder ud af hovedet og du smider det ud med kattegruset (hvis du har en kat; ellers er det godt fiskefoder)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>List z1B: learn a language and begin to cry plur.: learn another language and cry some more but differently moth pag.: put a flag in your belly-button and declare yourself as The Moon ind. et al: you decide to start a diary once you\u2019ve establish what\u2019s up and what\u2019s down on a ball Mooday: you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":775,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions\/775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}