{"id":745,"date":"2017-08-03T17:39:21","date_gmt":"2017-08-03T17:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=745"},"modified":"2017-08-03T17:39:41","modified_gmt":"2017-08-03T17:39:41","slug":"ldr-haibun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"LDR &#8211; haibun"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, Geneva, Liberation Serif,serif; color: black; padding: 100px 50px 150px 50px; text-align: justify;\">\n<p lang=\"en-US\"><b>LDR<\/b><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\">You know it\u2019s taking a sinister turn when Lana Del Rey pops up and sings Video Games and you have to get out of that tunnel of thick carpets leading down into a city that far beyond any star\u2019s light is drowning in its own garbage and twisted image of itself and you find the Wormhole app on your phone and tap the option called \u201cJust hurl me through the next one\u201d and you end up in a pink nevereverland where no one sees each other but is swooning over candy-floss flamingos and honey fountains, licorice herons perpetually replicating their mirrored images and a wine gum sun bouncing up and and down on a giant\u2019s bald head, a giant who from time to time will snatch a swoonie and eat him or her, when you check out her videos and see that she (LDR) too is a victim of the overall Hollywoodian faux beauty industry her features changing with botox and nips and tucks and you say to yourself: \u2018well, she just wanna be loved too, or make money\u2019 &#8230;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\">bit by bit<br \/>\nturning into a friend<br \/>\nrain<\/p>\n<p>:<\/p>\n<p><b>LDR<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Du v\u00e9d, at det er ved at blive dystert, n\u00e5r Lana Del Rey dukker op og synger Video Games, og du bliver n\u00f8dt til at komme ud af den tunnel af tykke t\u00e6pper, der f\u00f8rer ned til by, som langt uden for en hvilken som helst stjernes lys, er ved at drukne i sit eget affald og forskruede billede af sig selv, og du finder Ormehuls-app\u2019en p\u00e5 din telefon klikker p\u00e5 den mulighed, der siger \u201dBare slyng mig gennem det n\u00e6ste\u201d, og du havner i et lyser\u00f8dt aldrigmereland, hvor ingen ser hinanden men d\u00e5ner over candyfloss-flamingoer og honningspringvand, lakrids-hejrer der ustandseligt multiplicerer sine egne spejlinger og en vingummi-sol, der hopper og ned p\u00e5 en j\u00e6ttes skaldede hoved, en j\u00e6tte som fra tid til anden snupper en d\u00e5ner og \u00e6der ham eller hende, da du tjekker hendes videoer og ser, at ogs\u00e5 hun (LDR) er et offer for den overordnede Hollywoodske faux sk\u00f8nhedsindustri, hendes ansigtstr\u00e6k forandrer sig p\u00e5 grund af botox og ansigtsl\u00f8ftninger og -rettelser, og du siger til dig selv: \u2019hun \u00f8nsker kun, at blive elsket, eller rig\u2019 \u2026<\/p>\n<p>lidt efter lidt<br \/>\nbliver den en ven<br \/>\nregnen<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: small;\">file date 03.08 2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LDR You know it\u2019s taking a sinister turn when Lana Del Rey pops up and sings Video Games and you have to get out of that tunnel of thick carpets leading down into a city that far beyond any star\u2019s light is drowning in its own garbage and twisted image of itself and you find [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun","tag-haibun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":746,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions\/746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}