{"id":713,"date":"2017-07-25T12:20:31","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T12:20:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=713"},"modified":"2017-07-25T13:22:04","modified_gmt":"2017-07-25T13:22:04","slug":"sofa-talk-sofasnak-haibun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Sofa Talk \/ Sofasnak – haibun"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sofa Talk<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cWe should go out\u201d, I said to my sofa, \u201cout and about and pretend to be alive, do something that modern people do or at least get some fresh air\u201d.
\n\u201cYou’re right\u201d, my sofa replied and yawned so deep I fell into its mouth and got stuck in its belly.
\n\u201cOoops! Sorry mate\u201d.
\n\u201cNow I can’t move! I’m stuck!\u201d
\n\u201cAnd I’m too full. \u201cDon’t go into the world on full stomach\u201d, as the pamphlet said. Or was that \u201cinto the water\u201d?
\n\u201cThat rule is no longer valid\u201d.
\n\u201cIt isn’t? I can’t however get out of the door while you’re in there. We have to way till you have passed through my guts\u201d.
\n\u201cYou have guts?\u201d.
\n\u201cSee for yourself and be amazed\u201d.
\n\u201cI can’t. It’s pitch black in here\u201d.
\n\u201cYou lost a lighter a week ago. It’s in there somewhere. Just feel around for it\u201d.
\n\u201cO.k.\u201d.<\/p>\n

30 meters from the church<\/em>
\n I notice<\/em>
\n it’s sleeping<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cWe should do this more often\u201d.
\n\u201cNot go out?\u201d
\n\u201cYup\u201d.<\/p>\n

:<\/p>\n

Sofasnak<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00bbVi sku’ ta’ og g\u00e5 ud en tur\u00ab, sagde jeg til min sofa, \u00bbud og foretage os noget, lade som om, vi er i live og foretage os noget som moderne mennesker g\u00f8r eller i det mindste f\u00e5 noget frisk luft\u00ab.
\n\u00bbDu har ret\u00ab, svarede min sofa og gabte s\u00e5 dybt, at jeg faldt ned i dens mund og sad fast i dens mave.
\n\u00bbUps! Undskyld, kammerat\u00ab.
\n\u00bbNu kan jeg ikke bev\u00e6ge mig! Jeg sidder fast!\u00ab
\n\u00bbOg jeg er alt for fuld og m\u00e6t. \u00bbG\u00e5 ikke ud i verden p\u00e5 en fuld mave\u00ab, som der stod i folderen. Eller var det \u00bbikke ud i vandet\u00ab?\u00ab
\n\u00bbDen regel g\u00e6lder ikke mere\u00ab.
\n\u00bbG\u00f8r den ikke? Jeg kan ikke desto mindre ikke komme ud af d\u00f8ren, mens du er derinde. Vi m\u00e5 vente, til du har passeret gennem mine tarme\u00ab.
\n\u00bbHar du tarme?\u00ab.
\n\u00bbSe selv efter og bliv forundret\u00ab.
\n\u00bbDet kan jeg ikke. Der er kulsort herinde\u00ab.
\n\u00bbDu tabte en lighter for en uges tid siden. Den er derinde et eller andet sted. Bare f\u00f8l dig for\u00ab.
\n\u00bbO.k.\u00ab.<\/p>\n

30 meter fra kirken<\/em>
\n bem\u00e6rker jeg<\/em>
\n den sover<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00bbVi sku’ g\u00f8re det her noget oftere\u00ab.
\n\u00bbIkke g\u00e5 ud?\u00ab.
\n\u00bbJepper\u00ab.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

file date: 25.07 2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sofa Talk \u201cWe should go out\u201d, I said to my sofa, \u201cout and about and pretend to be alive, do something that modern people do or at least get some fresh air\u201d. \u201cYou’re right\u201d, my sofa replied and yawned so deep I fell into its mouth and got stuck in its belly. \u201cOoops! Sorry mate\u201d. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun","tag-haibun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":716,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions\/716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}