{"id":652,"date":"2017-07-02T16:53:55","date_gmt":"2017-07-02T16:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=652"},"modified":"2017-07-02T18:44:41","modified_gmt":"2017-07-02T18:44:41","slug":"john-haibun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=652","title":{"rendered":"John &#8211; haibun"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding: 100px;\">\n<p lang=\"en-US\"><b>John<\/b><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\">has blue eyes. He used to be a famous \u2019actor\u2019 doing parts where he kicked the shit out of brown eyed men (if they were women (not the men, that is) he tried to kiss them) if he didn\u2019t shoot them or blow them up. Now he has Alzheimer&#8217;s and only play parts where his name is John. He doesn\u2019t say much but settles for kicking the shit out of brown eyed men (if they are women he gets confused and calls them mama) if he doesn\u2019t shoot them or blow them up.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\">where the old wind was<br \/>\na new<br \/>\nin its place<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-US\">:<\/p>\n<p><b>John<\/b><\/p>\n<p>har bl\u00e5 \u00f8jne. Han plejede at v\u00e6re en ber\u00f8mt \u2019skuespiller\u2019 og spillede roller, hvor han s\u00f8nderbankede brun\u00f8jede m\u00e6nd (hvis de var kvinder (alts\u00e5 ikke m\u00e6ndene) pr\u00f8vede han at kysse dem), hvis alts\u00e5 han ikke sk\u00f8d dem eller spr\u00e6ngte dem i luften. Nu har han Alzheimers og spiller kun roller, hvor hans navn er John. Han siger ikke meget, men n\u00f8jes med at s\u00f8nderbanke brun\u00f8jede m\u00e6nd (hvis det er kvinder kalder ham dem mor), hvis alts\u00e5 han ikke skyder dem eller spr\u00e6nger dem i luften.<\/p>\n<p>hvor den gamle vind var<br \/>\nen ny<br \/>\ni dens sted<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John has blue eyes. He used to be a famous \u2019actor\u2019 doing parts where he kicked the shit out of brown eyed men (if they were women (not the men, that is) he tried to kiss them) if he didn\u2019t shoot them or blow them up. Now he has Alzheimer&#8217;s and only play parts where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":654,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions\/654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}