{"id":632,"date":"2017-06-29T18:58:23","date_gmt":"2017-06-29T18:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=632"},"modified":"2017-06-29T18:59:43","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T18:59:43","slug":"zoot-haibun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"Zoot – haibun"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Zoot<\/b><\/p>\n

I \u2013 or perhaps we (you never can tell in these situations) \u2013 for unknown reason came to be on a raft on an ocean. The raft were made from the usual cartoon-ish debris: boards, barrels, rope, a treasure chest that looked to be from the 16th<\/sup> hundreds and so on, and a sofa. A really comfy sofa of cream coloured silk with golden embroideries. Perhaps we had crashed with the Versailles castle or \u2026 as I said: you never know whence you came in situations like these.<\/p>\n

new trainers<\/em>
\n Issa catches<\/em>
\n his first fly<\/em><\/p>\n

Fortunately only my feet were wet and I vanquished the fear of catching a cold. Anyway, the colds you catch in dreams are rarely strong enough to be able to hold on when you wake up (and the discussion whether or not dreams can be taken as \u2018real life\u2019 (\u2018real life\u201d in itself being a vague concept) I won\u2019t begin here though a lot can be said about this age old topic). Unless, of course, you dream that you\u2019re catching a cold because you are catching one the real life. But that aside: I was sitting comfortably watching the slow roll of the ocean as the giants below walked about doing what underwater giants do: shopping, getting their kids from school, taking them to football training and what have you when a detective from a television series I happen to like very much appeared (likewise) from out of nowhere sorta hovering a meter or so above the raft. He looked quite in a state; quite troubled.<\/p>\n

zoot allures!<\/em>
\n Basho and Zappa wear<\/em>
\n yellow shark skin shoes<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cHey, whatta the troubeling you?\u201d, I said with best the Italian-English dialect I could do (Italian because the actor and the role he plays are Italian, English because I\u2019m writing this so readers that aren\u2019t Danish might have a chance too).<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m a bit confuso\u201d, he said. \u201cI don\u2019te know who io sono\u201d, he continued and explained that his real persona and the persona of the imaginary character he plays had merged and now he couldn\u2019t find out what his real self was.<\/p>\n

\u201cRelaxa,\u201d me said. \u201cHave a cappuccino and cigar. It\u2019ll stop when I wake up\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPhew. Nice-a to know\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMight take a while though. I\u2019m enjoying this, the ocean\u2019s quietude and that\u201d, I said and pointed to the underwater giants making great jumps out of the water in some sort of ballet style.<\/p>\n

\u201cit\u2019s like walking on combs!\u201d<\/em>
\n Buson sees the doctor<\/em>
\n for his gout<\/em><\/p>\n

so much for the warriors\u2019 dreams<\/em>
\n Ozaki\u2019s joint<\/em>
\n ignites the grass<\/em><\/p>\n

::<\/p>\n

Zoot<\/b><\/p>\n

Jeg \u2013 eller m\u00e5ske vi (i disse situationer v\u00e9d man aldrig) \u2013 befandt mig (eller befandt os, som man nu ta\u2019r det) af uvisse grunde p\u00e5 en t\u00f8mmerfl\u00e5de p\u00e5 havet. Fl\u00e5den var lavet af de s\u00e6dvanlige tegneserieagtige ting: br\u00e6dder, t\u00f8nder, reb og en skattekiste, der s\u00e5 ud til at v\u00e6re fra sekstenhundredetallet o.s.v., og en sofa. En virkelig behagelig sofa af creme-farvet silke med guldbroderier. M\u00e5ske var vi forulykket med Versaille-slottet eller \u2026 som jeg sagde: man v\u00e9d aldrig hvordan man kan have havnet i disse situationer.<\/p>\n

nye gummisko<\/em>
\n Issa fanger<\/em>
\n sin f\u00f8rste flue<\/em><\/p>\n

Heldig var kun mine f\u00f8dder blevet v\u00e5de og jeg lod frygten for at rage en fork\u00f8lelse til mig fordufte. Trods alt er fork\u00f8lelser, man p\u00e5drager sig i dr\u00f8mme sj\u00e6ldent st\u00e6rke nok til at klare overgangen til det virkelige liv (og diskussionen om hvorvidt dr\u00f8mme kan tages for \u2019virkeligt liv\u2019 (\u2019virkeligt liv\u2019 i sig selv v\u00e6rende et vagt koncept) vil jeg ikke p\u00e5begynde her, selvom en masse kan siges om dette oldgamle emne). Medmindre, selvf\u00f8lgelig, man dr\u00f8mmer, at man er ved at f\u00e5 en fork\u00f8lelse, fordi man er ved at f\u00e5 en fork\u00f8lelse i det virkelige liv. Men bortset fra det: jeg sad mageligt og betragtede b\u00f8lgernes langsomme rullen afstedkommet af j\u00e6tterne under vandet, der gik omkring i deres daglige g\u00f8rem\u00e5l: indk\u00f8b, hentende deres b\u00f8rn fra skole, f\u00e5 dem til fodboldtr\u00e6ning og hvad v\u00e9d jeg, da en detektiv fra en tv-serie, som jeg tilf\u00e6ldigvis holder af at se (ligeledes) dukkede op ud af ingenting og sv\u00e6vede en meters penge over t\u00f8mmerfl\u00e5den. Han s\u00e5 forvirret og temmelig plaget ud.<\/p>\n

zoot allures!<\/em>
\n Basho og Zappa har<\/em>
\n gule hajskindsko p\u00e5<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201dHej, voffero s\u00e5 preoccupato?\u201d, jeg p\u00e5 s\u00e5dan halvt dansk og lidt mindre italiensk med den bedste dansk-italienske accent jeg kunne m\u00f8nstre. (Skuespilleren og den figur han spiller er begge italienske, men det var jo en dansk dr\u00f8m \u2026)<\/p>\n

\u201cJaj er en smule confuso\u201d, svarede ham. \u201cJaj vet ikke hvem io sono\u201d, fortsatte han og sagde, at hans virkelige persona og den imagin\u00e6re persona han spillede var begyndt at smelte sammen, og nu kunne han ikke finde ud af, hvad hans virkelige jeg var.<\/p>\n

\u201cRelaxa\u201d, sagde jeg. \u201cTag en cappuccino og en cigar. Det forsvinder n\u00e5r jeg v\u00e5gner\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPuha. Det gotta vide\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDet vil nok tage lidt tid. Jeg nyder det her. Havets stilhed og det d\u00e9r\u201d, sagde jeg og pegede mod undervandsj\u00e6tterne, der lave store balletagtige spring op af vandet i en slag dans.<\/p>\n

\u201cdet\u2019s som at tr\u00e6de p\u00e5 kamme!\u201d<\/em>
\n Buson konsulter l\u00e6gen<\/em>
\n for sin podagra<\/em><\/p>\n

s\u00e5 meget for krigernes dr\u00f8mme<\/em>
\n Ozakis joint<\/em>
\n ant\u00e6nder gr\u00e6sset<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

file date 29.06 2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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