{"id":314,"date":"2017-06-03T15:56:15","date_gmt":"2017-06-03T15:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=314"},"modified":"2017-06-03T15:56:15","modified_gmt":"2017-06-03T15:56:15","slug":"wally-valdemar-haibun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"Wally \/ Valdemar &#8211; haibun"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding: 75px 50px 100px 50px;\">\n<p lang=\"en-GB\"><strong>Wally<\/strong><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\">When I sat down to have my morning coffee I saw a note in front of me: \u201cWally the whale is dead\u201d. \u201cWell, this have nothing to do with me\u201d, I said to myself, \u201cI don&#8217;t know any Wally the whale\u201d, and then the writing on the note changed: \u201cYou cold bastard! Have you no heart? You could at least order a wreath!\u201d<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\">\u201cI wouldn&#8217;t know where to send it\u201d, I thought to myself.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\">\u201cTo the whale cemetery, of course. God, how dim can you be?\u201d, the writing now said.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\">\u201cSorry, but I haven&#8217;t got any money\u201d, I said aloud feeling a little embarrassed sitting there talking to a slip of paper.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\">\u201cYou can borrow from me\u201d, the note now said.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\">\u201cFine, then. Put me down for a 10&#8217;er\u201d.<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\">\u201cCheapskate!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\"><em>It&#8217;ll be whole in its own good time<\/em><br \/>\n<em>the ha<\/em><br \/>\n<em>lf moon<\/em><\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\" style=\"text-align: center;\">:::<\/p>\n<p lang=\"en-GB\"><strong>Valdemar<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Da jeg satte mig for at f\u00e5 min morgenkaffe, s\u00e5 jeg en seddel foran mig: \u201dHvalen Valdemar er d\u00f8d\u201d. \u201dN\u00e5, men det har ikke noget med mig at g\u00f8re\u201d, sagde jeg til mig selv, \u201djeg kender ingen hval, der hedder Valdemar, og s\u00e5 forandrede skriften p\u00e5 sedlen sig: \u201dHvor er du kold! Har du ingen f\u00f8lelser i livet? Du ku&#8217; i det mindste bestille en krans!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dJeg ville ikke vide, hvor jeg skulle sende den hen\u201d, t\u00e6nkte jeg ved mig selv.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dTil hvalkirkeg\u00e5rden, selvf\u00f8lgelig. Gud, hvor kan du alts\u00e5 v\u00e6re sl\u00f8v i hovedet\u201d, sagde skriften nu.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDesv\u00e6rre, men jeg har ingen penge\u201d, sagde jeg h\u00f8jt og f\u00f8lte mig en smule pinlig s\u00e5dan at sidde der og tale til et stykke papir.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDu kan l\u00e5ne af mig\u201d, stod der nu p\u00e5 sedlen.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dFint nok. Hvad med en 10&#8217;er?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dFedter\u00f8v!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>den vil blive hel igen med tiden<\/em><br \/>\n<em>den hal<\/em><br \/>\n<em>ve m\u00e5ne<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wally When I sat down to have my morning coffee I saw a note in front of me: \u201cWally the whale is dead\u201d. \u201cWell, this have nothing to do with me\u201d, I said to myself, \u201cI don&#8217;t know any Wally the whale\u201d, and then the writing on the note changed: \u201cYou cold bastard! Have you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun","tag-haibun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":317,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions\/317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}