{"id":2911,"date":"2021-11-06T19:48:09","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T19:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=2911"},"modified":"2021-11-06T20:09:36","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T20:09:36","slug":"10000-times-10000-gange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=2911","title":{"rendered":"10,000 Times \/ 10.000 gange"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding: 100px; font-family: Garamond,serif; color: black;\">\n<p><strong>10,000 Times<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s the measure?<\/p>\n<p>In and out of bed 10,000 times a day?<\/p>\n<p>How\u2019s an older man<br>meant to keep count of that?<\/p>\n<p>Lining up 10,000 ants<br>and get them to keep still<br>while you count your \u201cins and outs of bed\u201d<br>by whacking one of them<br>with a newspaper<br>one ant for each \u201cin and out\u201d<br>doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n<p>You can\u2019t treat ants like that<br>and you can\u2019t afford a newspaper.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps flip-flops will do?<\/p>\n<p>But you don\u2019t have flip-flops either.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, flip-flops are silly.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.000 gange<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hvad er m\u00e5let?<\/p>\n<p>Ind og ud af sengen 10.000 gange om dagen?<\/p>\n<p>Hvordan skal en \u00e6ldre mand<br>kunne holde tal p\u00e5 det?<\/p>\n<p>At s\u00e6tte 10.000 myrer<br>op p\u00e5 en linje<br>og f\u00e5 dem til at st\u00e5 stille<br>mens du t\u00e6ller dine \u201dinder og uder af sengen\u201d<br>ved at smaske dem en avis<br>\u00e9n for hver \u201dind og ud\u201d<br>virker ikke.<\/p>\n<p>Man kan ikke behandle myrer s\u00e5dan<br>og du har ikke r\u00e5d til en avis.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e5ske kan man bruge flip-flopper?<\/p>\n<p>Men du har heller ingen flip-flopper.<\/p>\n<p>Og flip-flopper er fjollede.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/10000-times.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"850\" height=\"635\" src=\"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/10000-times.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2912\" srcset=\"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/10000-times.jpg 850w, https:\/\/megaga.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/10000-times-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/megaga.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/10000-times-768x574.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10,000 Times What\u2019s the measure? In and out of bed 10,000 times a day? How\u2019s an older manmeant to keep count of that? Lining up 10,000 antsand get them to keep stillwhile you count your \u201cins and outs of bed\u201dby whacking one of themwith a newspaperone ant for each \u201cin and out\u201ddoesn\u2019t work. You can\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,50],"tags":[52,51],"class_list":["post-2911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digt","category-poem","tag-digt","tag-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2911"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2915,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2911\/revisions\/2915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}