{"id":1498,"date":"2018-06-30T17:52:18","date_gmt":"2018-06-30T17:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2018-06-30T17:52:18","modified_gmt":"2018-06-30T17:52:18","slug":"humanoid-haibun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1498","title":{"rendered":"Humanoid – haibun"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Humanoid<\/p>\n

– They were shorter than us. That means their limbs were shorter, said the scientist trying to explain what other races\u00dfs of prehistoric (i.e. from before history existed or anyone remembered anything or thought of writing down what happened or how it is) humans looked like extrapolating from a petrified twig or what it was sticking out a skull-like rock that was just about to enter am MRI scanner. – That is probably why this person couldn\u2019t take out the arrow (the twig was apparently an arrow, I just happened to zapp to this channel of wisdom as the show was halfway in) that had entered his or her skull. – Brains were a lot smaller then, a lot smaller then. That\u2019s why we think it wasn\u2019t the arrow that killed him or her. The probability of anything hitting the brain in such an old humanoid is 1:122,5, she said just to sound scientific and learned I bet. She wore safety glasses as if she was about to light some fireworks. Anyone who has been in one of those machines knows it\u2019s the ears that suffer most unless you, like me, find the sound the rotating magnets make kinda beautiful. But that\u2019s perhaps because they sound a bit like the recording of Saturn\u2019s magnetic field Voyager sent back to Earth on its way through and out our solar system. And by the way: my brain was visible on the scan. I think. They didn\u2019t say, but on the other hand they didn\u2019t not say …<\/p>\n

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Humanoid<\/p>\n

– De var mindre end os. Det betyder, at deres lemmer var kortere, sagde videnskabsdamen, der fors\u00f8gte at forklare, hvordan andre racer af forhistoriske (d.v.s. fra f\u00f8r historien fandtes eller nogen huskede nogenting eller t\u00e6nkte p\u00e5 at skrive ned, hvad der skete eller hvordan, det nu er) mennesker s\u00e5 ud ekstrapolerende fra en forstenet kvist eller hvad det nu var, der stak ud fra en kranielignende sten, der var ved, at blive k\u00f8rt ind i en MRI-skanner. – Der er sandsynligvis derfor, at denne person ikke kunne tage pilen ud (kvisten var tilsyneladende en pil, jeg var tilf\u00e6ldigvis landet p\u00e5 denne visdomskanal, mens programmet var halvvejs f\u00e6rdigt), der havde boret sig ind i hans eller hendes m\u00e5ske h\u00f8ns eller huans hjerneskal. – Hjerner var meget mindre dengang, meget mindre. Derfor tror vi ikke, at det var pilen der dr\u00e6bte ham eller hende (o.s.v.). Sandsynligheden for at noget ville ramme hjernen hos s\u00e5dan en gammel humanoid er 1;122,5, sagde hun velsagtens for at lyde videnskabelig og l\u00e6rd. Hun bar sikkerhedsbriller, som om hun skulle til at ant\u00e6nde noget fyrv\u00e6rkeri. Enhver der har v\u00e6ret inde i \u00e9n af disse maskiner v\u00e9d, at det er \u00f8rerne, der lider mest medmindre man, som jeg, synes, at lyden af de roterende magneter er smuk p\u00e5 sin egen m\u00e5de. Men det er m\u00e5ske fordi, at det lyder lidt som den optagelse af Saturns magnetfelt, som Voyager sendte tilbage til Jorden p\u00e5 sin vej gennem og ud af solsystemet. Og forresten: min hjerne kunne ses p\u00e5 skanningen. Tror jeg. De sagde ikke noget, men de sagde heller ikke ikke noget \u2026<\/p>\n

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