{"id":1194,"date":"2018-01-26T11:18:40","date_gmt":"2018-01-26T11:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1194"},"modified":"2018-01-26T11:18:40","modified_gmt":"2018-01-26T11:18:40","slug":"pointless-joke-vittighed-uden-pointe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1194","title":{"rendered":"Pointless Joke \/ Vittighed uden pointe"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, Geneva, Liberation Serif,serif; color: black; padding: 100px 100px 200px 100px;\">\n<p>The Earth, a horse and a fireman comes into a bar \u2026, no, that&#8217;s not it. The Earth, a penguin and Nicanor Parra (he just died, didn&#8217;t he?) comes into a bar \u2026, no, Mars, Stalin and a pint of milk comes into a bar \u2026, a car, a waterfall and the Alt-Right movement comes into a bar, Earth, a pair of glasses and a pocket \u2026 700 guinea pigs, 1500 mites and a Kalashnikov \u2026 Queen E, a magic mushroom and Buddha comes into a dentists surgery \u2026 Suzy Q, Ben Webster and a daffodil \u2026<\/p>\n<p>whatever<br \/>\nit takes<\/p>\n<p>time takes<\/p>\n<p>what it<br \/>\ntakes<\/p>\n<p>:<\/p>\n<p>Jordkloden, en hest og en brandmand g\u00e5r ind p\u00e5 en bar \u2026 nej, det var ikke s\u00e5dan. Jordkloden, en pingvin og Nicanor Parra (han er lige d\u00f8d, er han ikk&#8217;?) g\u00e5r ind p\u00e5 en bar \u2026, nej, Mars, Stalin og en liter m\u00e6lk g\u00e5r ind p\u00e5 en bar \u2026, en bil, et vandfald og Alt-Right bev\u00e6gelsen g\u00e5r ind p\u00e5 en bar, Jordkloden, et par briller og en lomme \u2026 700 marsvin, 1500 mider og en Kalashnikov \u2026 Dronning E, en magisk svamp og Buddha g\u00e5r ind til en tandl\u00e6ge \u2026 Suzy Q, Ben Webster og en m\u00e6lkeb\u00f8tte<\/p>\n<p>hvad end<br \/>\nden ta&#8217;r<\/p>\n<p>ta&#8217;r tiden<\/p>\n<p>hvad den<br \/>\nta&#8217;r\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size:small;\">file date 25.01 2018<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Earth, a horse and a fireman comes into a bar \u2026, no, that&#8217;s not it. The Earth, a penguin and Nicanor Parra (he just died, didn&#8217;t he?) comes into a bar \u2026, no, Mars, Stalin and a pint of milk comes into a bar \u2026, a car, a waterfall and the Alt-Right movement comes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-1194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun","tag-haibun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1194"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1196,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions\/1196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}