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perhaps today is the day I will talk to an apple. on tv actors pretend to kill another actor. they call her Agnes. don\u2019t you wonder if some people in their own private space, their home, dresses up in dog costume and try to pee like dogs do? no? must be me then.<\/p>\n

perhaps today is the day I will talk to an apple. I should go wash some clothes but it\u2019s cold and I have decided that I cannot do anything the day after I have returned from the city. I should call the dentist too but I only managed to get out of bed after the 12 and that\u2019s when the dentist\u2019s phone is taken over by an answering machine. the answering machine doesn\u2019t sound like an Agnes.<\/p>\n

perhaps today is the day I will talk to an apple. I could warm up with a pear but they\u2019re almost off and don\u2019t taste as good as when I bought them. there\u2019s a pear tree some 50 meters from my house but I buy them at the supermarket. the pears on the tree are too high up. I guess that\u2019s why they become clouds instead of being eaten. perhaps the sky eats them. the sky as such only exists in our eyes.<\/p>\n

perhaps today is the day I will talk to an apple. <\/p>\n

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m\u00e5ske er dette dagen hvor jeg vil tale til et \u00e6ble. p\u00e5 tv er der skuespillere der lader som om de dr\u00e6ber en anden skuespiller. de kalder hende Agnes. spekulerer du ikke nogle gange p\u00e5 om hvorvidt der er mennesker, der i deres private sf\u00e6re, deres hjem, kl\u00e6der sig ud i et hundekostyme og fors\u00f8ger at tisse som en hund? nej? s\u00e5 m\u00e5 det bare v\u00e6re mig.<\/p>\n

m\u00e5ske er dette dagen hvor jeg vil tale til et \u00e6ble. jeg skulle egentlig g\u00e5 p\u00e5 vaskeriet, men det er kold og jeg har besluttet, at jeg ikke kan foretage mig noget dagen efter jeg er kommet hjem fra byen. jeg skulle ogs\u00e5 have ringet til tandl\u00e6gen, men jeg kom f\u00f8rst ud af sengen efter 12 og det er d\u00e9r, tandl\u00e6gens telefon bliver overtaget af en telefonsvarer. telefonsvareren lyder ikke som en Agnes.<\/p>\n

m\u00e5ske er dette dagen hvor jeg vil tale til et \u00e6ble. jeg ku\u2019 varme op med at tale til en p\u00e6re, men de er n\u00e6sten d\u00e5rlige, melede, og smager ikke s\u00e5 godt som da jeg k\u00f8bte dem. der er et p\u00e6retr\u00e6 ca. 50 meter fra mit hus, men jeg k\u00f8ber dem i supermarkedet. p\u00e6rerne p\u00e5 tr\u00e6et h\u00e6nger for h\u00f8jt oppe. det er m\u00e5ske derfor, de bliver til skyer i stedet for at blive spist. m\u00e5ske spiser himlen dem. himlen som s\u00e5dan findes kun i vore \u00f8jne.<\/p>\n

m\u00e5ske er dette dagen hvor jeg vil tale til et \u00e6ble. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

perhaps today is the day I will talk to an apple. on tv actors pretend to kill another actor. they call her Agnes. don\u2019t you wonder if some people in their own private space, their home, dresses up in dog costume and try to pee like dogs do? no? must be me then. perhaps today […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,55],"tags":[67,56],"class_list":["post-1077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose","category-prose-poem","tag-prosa","tag-prose-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1077"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1078,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077\/revisions\/1078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}