{"id":1075,"date":"2017-11-05T22:35:15","date_gmt":"2017-11-05T22:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2017-11-05T22:35:15","modified_gmt":"2017-11-05T22:35:15","slug":"wearing-a-yellow-hat-makes-no-difference-at-baere-en-gul-hat-gor-ingen-forskel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1075","title":{"rendered":"wearing a yellow hat makes no difference \/ at b\u00e6re en gul hat g\u00f8r ingen forskel"},"content":{"rendered":"
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on this train there’s a coffee vending machine with a sign saying it doesn’t work and that it soon will be taken down. it has been saying that for years. no one has asked it to shut up or actually do something.<\/p>\n

the milk foam on the coffee on the photo on the vending machine looks like a tornado seen from above. a white tornado on a brown ocean. the wind in the rest of the train is very still. I like the idea of a coffee ocean with milk-foam clouds. I don’t need tornadoes.<\/p>\n

my oldest granddaughter bought trousers with holes in them. designer holes. perhaps you can say she bought 66% trousers for the price of a pair of 100% trousers. she’s fast becoming a good consumer which is almost the same as a good citizen.<\/p>\n

when a human body stops working we say it has died. we say that about batteries, phones, computers and cars too. it’s a bit more difficult with rocks and stones. they can lie still in the same place for centuries and perform the function that rocks and stones have and no one checks if they\u2019re alive or not. or maybe someone tries but the lives of stone and rocks are much slower in expressions (heartbeat, respiration, growth) than any human bound to human time and a human timespan can measure. perhaps they live in a parallel world that crashed into our world. I decide to wrap one in string one day. a stone, not a human. we\u2019ll see.<\/p>\n

I sat myself down on a seat in the train without thinking it was something special. I have done it hundreds of times and will probably do it again and again. some things you just can\u2019t stop doing without some sort of repercussion like: getting nowhere or withdrawal sickness. I wore my yellow hat but the train didn\u2019t go faster because of that, not even my godblue shoes had any effect. the night was all around the train: in front of it, in the back of it, on both sides, above it and below it and it was to stay that way till sunrise. nothing to be done about it.<\/p>\n

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p\u00e5 dette tog er der en kaffeautomat med et skilt, der siger, at den ikke virker, og at det snart bliver taget ned. det har det sagt i \u00e5revis. ingen har bedt det holde k\u00e6ft eller faktisk g\u00f8re noget.<\/p>\n

m\u00e6lkeskummet p\u00e5 kaffen p\u00e5 billedet p\u00e5 automaten ligner en tornado set ovenfra. en hvid tornado p\u00e5 et brunt hav. vinden i resten af \u200b\u200btoget er meget stille. jeg kan godt lide ideen om et kaffehav med m\u00e6lkeskumskyer. jeg har ikke brug for tornadoer.<\/p>\n

min \u00e6ldste barnebarn har k\u00f8bt k\u00f8bte bukser med huller. designerhuller. m\u00e5ske kan man sige, at hun har k\u00f8bt 66% bukser til prisen p\u00e5 et par 100% bukser. hun bliver hurtigt en god forbruger, det er n\u00e6sten er det samme som en god borger.<\/p>\n

n\u00e5r en menneskekrop holder op med at fungere, siger vi, at den er d\u00f8d. det siger vi ogs\u00e5 om batterier, telefoner, computere og biler. det er lidt vanskeligere med sten. de kan ligge stille p\u00e5 samme sted i \u00e5rhundreder og udf\u00f8re den funktion, som sten har, og ingen kontrollerer, om de er i live eller ej. eller m\u00e5ske er det nogen, der pr\u00f8ver, men stens liv er meget langsommere i udtryk (hjerteslag, \u00e5ndedr\u00e6t, v\u00e6kst) end et menneskes, der er bundet til menneskets tid og et menneskeligt livsm\u00e5l, kan m\u00e5le. m\u00e5ske lever de i en parallel verden, der ramte ind i vores verden. j beslutter at pakke en snor en dag. en sten, ikke et menneske. vi f\u00e5r at se.<\/p>\n

jeg sad mig ned p\u00e5 et s\u00e6de i toget uden at tro, det var noget s\u00e6rligt. jeg har gjort det hundredvis af gange og vil nok g\u00f8re det igen og igen. nogle ting, kan du bare ikke holde op med at g\u00f8re uden en eller anden form for geng\u00e6ldelse som: at komme ingen steder hen eller abstinenser. jeg havde min gule hat p\u00e5, men toget k\u00f8rte ikke hurtigere af den grund, ikke engang mine gudbl\u00e5 sko havde nogen effekt. natten var rundt omkring toget: foran det, p\u00e5 bagsiden af \u200b\u200bdet, til begge sider, over det og under det, og det ville den at forblive v\u00e6re til solopgang. ikke noget at g\u00f8re ved det.\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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