{"id":1067,"date":"2017-10-31T13:19:55","date_gmt":"2017-10-31T13:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2017-10-31T13:21:54","modified_gmt":"2017-10-31T13:21:54","slug":"the-call-opringingen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/?p=1067","title":{"rendered":"The Call \/ Opringningen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: Times New Roman, Geneva, Liberation Serif,serif; color: black; padding: 100px 100px 150px 100px;\">\n<p><strong>The Call<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The phone rings \u2013 unknown number.<br \/>\n\u201cFloom\u201d, I say. Floom is my unknown number name.<br \/>\n\u201cIsn\u2019t it Carsten?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIf I was Carsten I would probably have said Carsten\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSure? Carsten often presents himself as another when I phone him\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cPerhaps he\u2019s just being careful. There\u2019s so many phone scams these days\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes. How can I be sure this call isn\u2019t one?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou were the one who called\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDid I?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes, dude!\u201d<br \/>\n(Static noise, faint breathing and rustling of paper)<br \/>\n\u201cOh yes, I see that in my papers. Is Carsten around?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThere\u2019s no Carsten here\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo? Where is he then? Can you call him?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI don\u2019t know any Carsten and no one named Carsten lives here!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAh \u2026 that\u2019s not what\u2019s in my papers\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThen your papers are wrong\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSorry about that. I\u2019m just gonna run this past my boss and then I\u2019ll get back to you\u201d.<br \/>\nCall over.<\/p>\n<p>after iconoclasm<br \/>\nwe worship<br \/>\na nail in the wall<\/p>\n<p>Phone rings \u2013 unknown number.<br \/>\n\u201cHarp\u201d, I say. Harp is my returning unknown number name.<br \/>\n\u201cIsn\u2019t it Floom?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIf I was Floom \u2026\u201d continues.<\/p>\n<p>after iconoclasm<br \/>\nwe can only paint<br \/>\ndarkness<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Opringningen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Telefonen ringer \u2013 ukendt nummer.<br \/>\n\u201cFlom\u201d, siger jeg. Flom er mit ukendt nummer navn.<br \/>\n\u201cEr det ikke Carsten?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHvis jeg var Carsten, ville jeg sikker ha\u2019 sagt Carsten\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSikker? Carsten pr\u00e6senterer sig ofte som en anden, n\u00e5r jeg ringer\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cM\u00e5ske er han bare forsigtig. Der er s\u00e5 meget telefonsnyd nu om dage\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cJa. Hvordan kan jeg vide, at det her ikke er telefonsnyd?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDet var dig, der ringede op\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cVar det?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cJep, kammerat\u201d<br \/>\n(Statisk st\u00f8j, fjerne \u00e5ndedrag og raslen af papir)<br \/>\n\u201c\u00c5h ja, det st\u00e5r i mine papirer. Er Carsten der?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDer er ingen Carsten her\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIkke? Hvor er han? Kan du kalde p\u00e5 ham?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cJeg kender ingen Carsten, og der bor ingen med navnet Carsten her\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAha \u2026 det er ikke det, der st\u00e5r i mine papirer\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cS\u00e5 tager dine papirer fejl\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDet m\u00e5 Du undskylde. Jeg taler lige med min chef om det, og s\u00e5 ringer tilbage\u201d<br \/>\nOpkaldet afbrudt.<\/p>\n<p>efter ikonoklasmen<br \/>\ntilbeder vi<br \/>\net s\u00f8m i v\u00e6ggen<\/p>\n<p>Telefonen ringer \u2013 ukendt nummer.<br \/>\n\u201cHarp\u201d, siger jeg. Harp er mit ukendt nummer ringer igen navn.<br \/>\n\u201cEr det ikke Flom?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHvis jeg var Flom \u2026 \u201d fors\u00e6ttes<\/p>\n<p>efter ikonoklasmen<br \/>\nkan vi kun male<br \/>\nm\u00f8rket<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: small;\">file date 31.10 2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Call The phone rings \u2013 unknown number. \u201cFloom\u201d, I say. Floom is my unknown number name. \u201cIsn\u2019t it Carsten?\u201d \u201cIf I was Carsten I would probably have said Carsten\u201d \u201cSure? Carsten often presents himself as another when I phone him\u201d \u201cPerhaps he\u2019s just being careful. There\u2019s so many phone scams these days\u201d \u201cYes. How [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,59],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-1067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haibun","category-haibun-play","tag-haibun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1070,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions\/1070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/megaga.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}